Madeleine Mae

NYU Student; Fashion Addict; Diet coke drinker; comedy writing lover; Television enthusiast; music listener; girl.

One of my school readings just broke my heart by revealing that my favorite Keats poem might not have actually been written by Keats. THE HORROR.

fredericka-mercury:

Cross out everything you’ve ever done:

  • Had a beer
  • Smoked an entire cigarette
  • Done drugs
  • Written on a bathroom wall
  • Read a George Orwell book
  • Had a physical fight
  • Used Twitter
  • Listened to Lady Gaga
  • Been in a car accident
  • Gotten suspended
  • Gotten expelled
  • Been allergic to something
  • Got a computer virus
  • Touched a real gun
  • Had a dog
  • Had a cat
  • Been pregnant
  • Camped out
  • Swam in the ocean
  • Wore a bikini
  • Driven a car
  • Been sent to the principal
  • Ever liked someone
  • Failed a class
  • Failed a test
  • Went to summer school
  • Got worse than a D
  • Got A’s and B’s
  • Read an entire book
  • Recorded my own music (do band part recordings count….)
  • Had an xbox
  • Worn heels more than 3 days in a row
  • Wore fishnets
  • Wore skinny jeans
  • Hated someone
  • Been cheated on
  • Cheated on someone
  • Practised Christianity
  • Worn makeup
  • Lied to my parents about where I was going
  • Had surgery
  • Had my license
  • Attempted suicide
  • Self harmed
  • Worn coloured contacts
  • Painted my nails black
  • Broken someone’s heart
  • Had my heart broken.
  • Cried for an hour straight
  • Lost something very valuable
  • Got separated from one of my parents as a kid
  • Broken a bone
  • Gotten stung by a bee
  • Eaten something bad/expired
  • Threw up from being so drunk
  • Saw someone throw up from being so drunk
  • Danced with someone of the same sex
  • Owned an ipod
  • Owned an iphone
  • Fell for a best friend
  • Stole a friend’s significant other
  • Went far away from home for more than a week
  • Moved out
  • Ran away
  • Had a job
  • Been fired
  • Lied to a friend
  • Lied to a family member
  • Had a Facebook
  • Posted a video on Youtube
  • Started a rumor about someone 
  • Talked bad about someone
  • Deliberately failed a test
  • Been skinny dipping
  • Counted to a million
  • Counted to a thousand
  • Ate rabbit meat
  • Ate duck meat
  • Had fast food
  • Been to church
  • Been to Canada
  • Been married
  • Had a divorce
  • Broke a glass
  • Hugged someone today
  • Texted someone today
  • Received a phone call today
  • Threw something out of the window
  • Ignored a text from someone on purpose
  • Wished you were somebody else
  • Had my feelings hurt by a friend and never told them
  • Been to a concert
  • Seen your favourite band live
  • Met a celebrity
  • Met your favourite band
  • Own more than 10 CD’s

(Source: fyeahsurveys, via rogerfedererofficial)

The notion that Murray, simply because he has a house in Surrey and represents England as well as the other constituents of the Union in the Davis Cup, owes England more loyalty than he owes his own conscience is worse than childishly misguided. It bespeaks – it bescreams – an outrageously arrogant sense of entitlement that may go a long way to explaining why 45 per cent of Scots wished to be rid of the English. Andy Murray owes England nothing. It is the English – or that better part of the English who have taken such immense pride in his career, and wish him only to recover the form that made him the greatest British sporting star of his generation – who owe him. On behalf of those this side of the border who are ashamed of the ingratitude and spite visited upon him, I hope the above constitutes a minuscule down-payment towards repaying that debt.

Andy Murray deserves appreciation not vilification for expressing an opinion on Scottish Independence | via @Telegraph 

(via iloveandymurray)

PREACH

Casual parade of pirates today in the park. #nyc #arrrrrrrrr (at Washington Square Park)

Casual parade of pirates today in the park. #nyc #arrrrrrrrr (at Washington Square Park)

"IT’S FAKE GRAAAAASSSSSSS!!!!!" Kid in Washington Sq Park at the new kids play area after a piece of the turf got ripped up, revealing the real grass underneath. He began crying. I feel him. #nannylife  (at Washington Square Park)

"IT’S FAKE GRAAAAASSSSSSS!!!!!" Kid in Washington Sq Park at the new kids play area after a piece of the turf got ripped up, revealing the real grass underneath. He began crying. I feel him. #nannylife (at Washington Square Park)

Oh, New York. You are such a weirdo.

Oh, New York. You are such a weirdo.

Interesting garden decor. #nyc #westvillage #garden

Interesting garden decor. #nyc #westvillage #garden

Got a new roommate today. #tennis #rogerfederer #federer #roomies

Got a new roommate today. #tennis #rogerfederer #federer #roomies